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I've sobered up and it's getting to 'Past the...
The stupid background dancers OMG LOLOLOLOL nobody should watch that part while sober.
NO NOT THE SWORD FIGHT NOT THE SHOEHORNED IN...
WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME, MOVIE? WHYYYYYY IT ISN’T THAT HE LOST IT’S THAT HE ACTUALLY WAS INVOLVED WHYYYYYYY JUST WHY WHAT IS THAT WAS SO STUPID AND HOW DOES RAOUL NOT HAVE HYPOTHERMIA OR SOMETHING JUST UGH SO STUPID.
I HATE THIS STUPID FLASHBACK NOOOO ERIK IS A...
HOW CAN HE BE A MAGICIAN AND AN ARCHITECT AND DESIGNER IF HE’S BEEN UNDER THE OPERA SINCE HE WAS A TEENAGER AND BEFORE THAT HE WAS PART OF A FREAKSHOW WHERE HE WAS ABUSED AND CAGED? HOW??????
littlebirdclegane: love-believe-trust: littlebirdclegane: If I analyzed song lyrics as to how they pertain to SanSan, WOULD ANYONE READ IT? I WOULD! LOL THE ONLY SONG I WOULD REFUSE TO DO IS HOOBASTANK’S THE REASON BECAUSE HOLY GOD. IT IS LIKE, LIKE, THE WOOBYFIED SANDOR THEME SONG. /snort. IT’S MODERN DAY HIGH SCHOOL AU SANDOR’S SONG. OR SOMETHING.
If you were going to screw with the story this...
THEN MAYBE I WOULD FORGIVE YOU, JOEL AND ALW. MAYBE.
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE JOEL SCHUMACHER FOR WHAT HE...
IT’S AS GREAT A CRIME, TO ME PERSONALLY, AS BATMAN AND ROBIN. JUST…THE MONOCROME GOLD…THE VOGUE DANCING…THE ROBOTIC-NESS…EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKING WRONG WITH THIS SCENE. ALSO GERIK LOOKS LIKE A RED ZORRO.
Okay, movie, you cast a youngish, handsome actor...
Seriously. Most women watch this movie and look at Erik and go: SERIOUSLY HE ISN’T HOMICIDAL OR UNSTABLE ENOUGH TO MAKE UP FOR THE LACK OF UGLY. CHRISTINE IS PORTRAYED AS JUST AS UNSTABLE IN THIS MOVIE, THEY KIND OF MAKE A GOOD FIT AND IT’S GERARD BUTLER WITH LIKE THIRD DEGREE SUNBURN ON A THIRD OF HIS FACE. ALSO I CAN’T TELL HOW OLD HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE BUT I THINK...
I eagerly await the day when they make a POTO...
Not someone else’s version of the basic premise. That takes out important characters and elements and makes Christine into a dolt and makes Raoul more of a hero than he is and overly romanticizes Erik and just, yeah.
I SWEAR MONSIEUR REYER IN THIS LOOKS LIKE THE LIVE...
littlebirdclegane: girlsarewolves: littlebirdclegane replied to your post: littlebirdclegane replied to your post:… /SNORT. SEXUAL FAVORS FOR SANSAN ICONS, DEAR SISTER? LMAO YOU ARE HORRIBLE YOU VIRGIN WHORE. AND NOPE, SANSAN ICONS ARE TO PASS THE TIME. SEXUAL FAVORS ARE FOR BLENDS AND MANIPS IF I’M REALLY DESPERATE. I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT REBLOGGING EXISTS. LOLWHOOPS. ...
littlebirdclegane replied to your post: littlebirdclegane replied to your post:… I wish I could put a GIF in the reply box. So… imagine its the applause gif. In here. /snort. IDEK IT JUST SEEMED APPROPRIATE.
I think it's Valentine's Day, cause Carlotta looks...
THE WAY GERIK SINGS THE 'DAMN YOU, CURSE YOU' PART...
AND WOW HIS FACE IS SO HIDEOUS IT’S SO BAD THAT LITTLE PART OF IT THAT IS COVERED SOLELY BY HIS PALM NOT EVEN HIS WHOLE HAND. GERIK, YOU ARE NOT THE MOST PASSIVE ERIK (SEE: CHARLES DANCE) BUT YOU ARE THE POUTIEST, I’LL GIVE YOU THAT.
littlebirdclegane replied to your post: littlebirdclegane replied to your post:… /SNORT. SEXUAL FAVORS FOR SANSAN ICONS, DEAR SISTER? LMAO YOU ARE HORRIBLE YOU VIRGIN WHORE. AND NOPE, SANSAN ICONS ARE TO PASS THE TIME. SEXUAL FAVORS ARE FOR BLENDS AND MANIPS IF I’M REALLY DESPERATE.
DUDE THE MAGICAL GOLDEN SPARKLING HALLWAY LOOKS...
HOW LONG HAS CHRISTINE BEEN MISSING?
littlebirdclegane replied to your post: littlebirdclegane replied to your post: GUISE, I… NEVER TMI. NOTHING IS EVER TMI WITH ME. I AM THE VIRGIN WHORE. BUT YES. EXCELLENT. I FEEL LIKE YOUR HUSBANDS GOING TO APPEAR AND SIDE-SWIPE SNARK ME AGAIN, BUT WHATEVS. VIRGIN WHORE OUT, BITCHES. NOPE HE’S WORKING ON SANSAN ICONS. IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S GOOD FOR HIM. WHICH HE USUALLY DOES.
littlebirdclegane replied to your post: GUISE, I WANT TO BE ABLE TO ORGASM FROM A GUY SINGING TO ME. WOMAN, JUST TRAIN YOUR HUSBAND TO SING. PROBLEM. SOLVED. My husband has many talents. Singing well enough to give me orgasms is not one of them. BUT I CAN TRAIN HIM IN OTHER WAYS SO IT’LL WORK OUT. TMI?
GUISE, I WANT TO BE ABLE TO ORGASM FROM A GUY...
WHATEVER CONDITION CHRISTINE HAS I WANT IT. (I REFUSE TO ACCEPT IT’S JUST GERIK’S VOICE CAUSE HIS VOICE IS WEAK. EVEN IF IT’S PLEASANT IT’S STILL WEAK.) LOOK AT HER FACE SHE’S ORGASMIC BEFORE HE’S EVEN TOUCHING HER AND LATER SHE’S STILL GOING TO THINK IT’S HER FATHER’S SPIRIT MANIFESTED GIRL YOU HAVE ISSUES.
THE RISING CANDELABRAS LMAOROTFL
But Gerard Butler knows how to swish a cape.
LOLOLOLOL THE CLAPPING IN THIS VERSION OF THE...
THE CLAPPINGGGG *DIES* AND CHRISTINE SUDDENLY HAS STEEL GREY EYE-SHADOW ON. AND THE EIGHTIES GUITAR. LOLOLOLOLOL
nobodysuspectsthebutterfly replied to your post: Okay, legit question: is this movie romanticizing Erik/Christine even more than the normal musical, or is it trying to make it creepier? I’ve never seen the movie, so I dunno. But you may enjoy this: m15m.livejournal.com/62… OMG I LOVE THAT I LOVE HER STUFF. A FEW FANS EVEN MADE A VIDEO OF THAT PARTICULAR ONE IT’S HYSTERICAL.
Raoul's hair LMAO
Okay, legit question: is this movie romanticizing...
Cause I can never tell. They cast someone rather young and incredibly pretty (and pouty!) for Erik, and amped up the sexiness factor between Erik and Christine. But they also make this Christine even more naive and play up the ‘Christine keeps thinking it’s her father’s ghost and might be wrong in the head’ angle. I AM SO CONFUSED.
I like how because Miranda Richardson is the only...
Even her own daughter has a thoroughly British accent. Also, why does Christine perform opera as if it’s a concert? MOVE. ON THE STAGE. OPERA ISN’T JUST SINGING. WHY DO YOU DO NOTHING BUT STAND THERE IN THAT RIDICULOUS DISNEY PRINCESS DRESS? (Note: Not to knock the dress, it’s gorgeous. But still inappropriate for the opera she’s supposedly performing in.)
Dude, Carlotta ate her hat. That's still on her...
EVERYBODY FAKE A BRITISH ACCENT NOTHING SOUNDS...
Except extremely over the top French and Italian accents, maybe.
Guise, I'm drinking crappy wine and watching the...
...my sister-in-law stole my wine. The wine that...
I AM NOT A HAPPY CAMPER. And this isn’t the first time she’s taken wine from us. The other time it was a Christmas/wedding present she stole. This is the third bottle of wine Rob and I got that we did not finish ourselves. Also, it’s our third bottle of wine we’ve owned period. We have never once finished off our own bottle of wine. And I loved this last bottle. The...
I want to get drunk on wine and dance around.
For no real reason. I just do.
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Clash of the Titans mini-rant.
Whenever I stop enjoying the Clash of the Titans remake rifftrax and stop just enjoying the hot non-main characters, I remember how much I find so many elements deeply bothersome. And kind of offensive. Especially the Djinn stuff. Oh and let’s not forget Medusa. ‘Let’s make it official that Medusa was most definitely raped, take out any ambiguity on that, have Athena totally...
SanSan wedding night.
Sansa: I think we ought to try again, just to be sure that I'll be with child for sure.
Sandor: Seven Hells, girl; isn't five times in one night enough? I'm not a pup anymore. I need my rest.
Sansa: B-But I want babies--lots of them! *sigh* Fine. *pause* Sandor, what are you think? I hope you're thinking about me. I've thought about you for all this time. Remember when you kissed me--
Sandor: Little Bird, while I had every intention of taking more of a song, something called love prevented me from doing that to you. We. Never. Kissed. Until. Spring.
Sansa: We did too! Anyway, if it's a boy, I want to name him Eddard, and a girl, Catelyn. I don't approve of Arya's suggestion of "Ugly Toad," since I find it unseemly to name a child that, and--Sandor, are you sleeping while I'm speaking to you?
The other day I was talking to my mom about Game...
I just laughed and laughed and laughed and told her, “Oh, just wait, Mom. He gets even BETTER. Wait until he gets his hands on Sansa.” My mother is now properly horrified for things to come. XD
New icon, courtesy of my lovely husband. :D
I can't........RORY'S SUIT!
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nachashnechoshet: p.s. have I mentioned today how much I fucking hate Littlefinger? I fucking hate that dude. just in case we forgot: this is the man who, under the pretense of “finding a place for her”, sold poor Jeyne Poole, a terrified eleven year-old girl terrified that her father had… SO.MUCH.THIS. Also, I feel really, really icky right now.
the-final-horcrux: mrshudson-tookmytardis: Does anyone else find that once they’ve planned a story out it becomes boring? Like, once you know what you’re going to write, it becomes tiresome? Or am I just weird like that? xD OHhh yesss. I’ve scraped many ideas in this way. This happens far too often. And then if I don’t plan it out, I have no idea what to do after a certain point and...
greysaddiction: when you all of a sudden start really liking something but your followers don’t like it so when you post it everyone unfollows you but you love it too much to stop posting it