Please stop doing the thing with your face where you remind me that Joffrey is just a kid. Because I much prefer thinking of him as a soulless monster, and your reminding me that he’s a screwed up child with terrible parents is making me feel things. You are making me feel things for Joffrey freaking Baratheon, and this is not acceptable. I do not want to feel for Joffrey no matter how neglected he was by Robert or spoiled and entitled by Cersei. I do not want to be reminded that he’s secretly a young boy who wants the love his drunk father never gave him and that he’s constantly abused by his family.
Please stop acting so well, you’re ruining my life.