sandor: [wow sansa is so pretty i should try to compliment her]
sandor: so you’ve got tits now
sandor: [fuck that came out wrong backpedal backpedal]
sandor: nope you’re stupid
sandor: [i’m acting like an ass, better make an excuse]
sandor: i’m drunk by the way
If you don’t understand how important it is that Sandor Clegane cries more than most of the young female characters in these books, then you don’t understand Sandor Clegane.
got night today
if sandor clegane cries…
it was a pleasure to meet you all.
i’ll die if it happens but also i will die if it doesn’t happen
so bye guys have fun planning my funeral
if we get manly sobbing i’ll die but if we don’t someone else will die because i’ll stab them in the eye with a rusty spork
if it doesn’t happen I’ll carve someone’s heart out with a spoon
what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”
“No, you’re dead,” she threw back at him.
Why stick to the story if it only subtly expands on Sandor’s feelings towards Sansa? Pssht. Just make him call Arya a bitch and be done with it. I mean Sandor’s only a big scary sword-swinger…
Rory McCann as Sandor Clegane in Game of Thrones S3 E2