People shouldn’t be shamed for what they eat
Wanna eat meat? That’s okay
Wanna not eat meat? That’s okay
Wanna not eat anything the comes from animals at all? That’s okay
People shouldn’t be ashamed of what they eat, unless it’s people. Don’t eat people.
KLAUS FINDS SILAS AND STEFAN IN BED
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
#she wears shorts skirts #i wear full windsors #she’s kissing you #and i’m fucking dealing with all this other bullshit for you will #dreaming about the day you wake up and find #that the ripper you’re looking for has been here the whole time (x)
Can’t you seeeeeee! Your internal organs belong to meeeeeeee!
this is the most quality fandom i have been in since inception WHICH IS SAYING SOMETHING BC INCEPTION FANDOM WAS A FUCKING GLORIOUS MAGICAL UNICORN IN ITS HEYDAY JS
A bullet list with spoilers:
• it’s quite clearly set in Medieval Canada b/c where else would all those people have all those accents and have good healthcare for Hansel’s fake diabetes and be too polite to mention A) H&G’s totally out of place advanced weapons and B) the fact that HANSEL AND GRETEL ARE TOTALLY DOING IT. No, they just give them a room with one bed, as you do, whatevs, GO BEARS.
• during Hansel’s (Jeremy Renner) shirtless scene, they actually remembered to give him like, fucked up scars and bruising and shit, which is my biggest pet peeve OF ALL TIME in tv/films b/c don’t try and sell me a bamf-fighter-hero without a cause-vigilante without scars okay? Especially one that just got his ass kicked. BECAUSE THAT SHIT DOESN’T FLY.
• Everyone in this movie was clearly day drinking through the shoots.
• GRETEL FALLS IN LOVE WITH A TROLL NAMED EDWARD.
• A troll named Edward who actually does one of the better acting jobs in the whole damn film and is just adorable.
• Hansel is 85418638% done with this shit.
• They knew exactly how this film was going to turn out while filming it, hence the day drinking.
• Gretel is totally bamf during the beginning which is awesome but them it kinda disappears but I forgive her because SHE FALLS IN LOVE WITH A TROLL NAMED EDWARD.
• Gretel saves Edward’s life with a medieval taser. B/C SHE LURRRVES HIM.
• They say ‘fuck’ a lot and apparently I have a thing for Renner saying ‘fuck’. *shrugs*
• Hansel’s girlfriend bites it but it’s okay, b/c he has the awkward lanky lad to console himself with, especially now that Gretel’s shacked up with the troll.
• GRETEL. FALLS IN LOVE. WITH A TROLL. NAMED. EDWARD.
…and that’s why you should all watch it.
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
Please get renewed. Please.
Thanks to shewolf :3
Hannibal, Translated: Alana’s day just gets better and better