okay, it’s a little early in the morning for a constitutional debate. have a donut hole.
Loki tries to warn Midgard about Ragnarok.
WHERE IS THIS VIDEO!?
you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.
things that pietro in dofp looks like:
- a rejected spy kid
- sharkboy and lavagirl’s illegitimate lovechild
- one of those pokémon trainers that linger awkwardly at the side of roads and that only ever stop you and demand a battle when you’re in a hurry and really need to be somewhere else that is not there, at that time, battling their weakass magikarp
- a trash can
- an animorph that never quite made it
- an out of tune but soulful rendition of Evanescence’s “Bring Me To Life”
- a naruto character, but from a distant + dystopian future
- not quicksilver
WHY IS THIS EVERYTHING I’VE EVER WANTED IN LIFE BUT DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL NOW
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
OH MY GOSH IS THIS WHEN HE TRIED FOR THOR?!
HannibalWill & Abigail is a quirky comedy about an FBI profiler (Hugh Dancy) who finds himself the latest foster father of a rebellious teenage girl (Kacey Rohl). The show centers on their new life together as an eccentric family unit—the two misfits, plus an ever-growing number of dogs. Abigail, played by Rohl, finds herself spending increasing time at her new father figure’s job, culminating in numerous zany shenanigans…much to the chagrin of Will’s boss (Laurence Fishburne).
Abigail soon finds out that Will, Dancy’s character, has a bit of a crush on a cute, funny lab tech named Beverly (Hettienne Park) and sets out to get them together—something that doesn’t always go as planned. She also finds a mentor in Alana Bloom (Caroline Dhavernas), a good friend of Will and a sharp psychologist working with the department. Many episodes are told in a series of flashbacks as Will recounts his crazy new life with Abigail to his longtime non-cannibal psychiatrist and friend (Mads Mikkelson).
One episode Will goes to jail because he’s caught stealing a dog, but Beverly and Alana work together to get him out of trouble! It’s over by the end of the episode and everyone has a good laugh! Another time, Abigail finds herself obsessed with making flower crowns and soon the entire FBI department has their own! Every day is a good day for Will Graham and no one dies!